Interview with God
Thursday, November 25, 2004 at 10:00PM An exerpt from "The Beast" and laugh out loud funny. Link to enjoy the whole thing.
God: This whole notion that I guide or even talk to the President is simply laughable. No to say that I didn't try - you see, Karl Rove won't let me anywhere near him.
Beast: What about those "values" Bush is always talking about; you more or less come down on the Republican side of things don't you?
God: Not at all. I mean come on-I just killed like 5000 people in Bangladesh with an enormous flood; why would I give a rat's ass about gay marriage?
Beast: You're for gay marriage then?
God: (Laughing) Keep it in your pants there, fella. But seriously, why the fuck would I care. I tried to make it very clear to you people from the get go that I don't care at all about anything you do really.
Beast: Any predictions for Bush's second term?
God: You people are fucked.

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